Three Wolf Moon shirt

Sometimes the internet makes me lose hope in humanity, like when ‘Congrats Nick’ (congratulating Nick Jonas of the Jonas Bros. for graduating high school) trended to #1 on Twitter, above ‘IranElection’ a couple days after the protests began. But this time, comedy gold was created by the masses.

This shirt (blah blah buy it here) is an internet phenom. Titled Three Wolf Moon, this work of artistry was huddled among thousands of lesser shirts available on Amazon, until Amazon user B. Govern posted the third overall comment on the shirt after he discovered it while poking around. He saved this shroud of hope from anonymity.

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him. Read the rest…

What resulted from this was something that could only happen on the internet. User after user left 5 star ratings with outrageous stories about the shirt. In half of a year, the decadent body covering has gone from undiscovered to Amazon’s top-selling shirt. The company who produces them is producing 30,000 per day.

In addition to the comments, the shirt has taken on a life of its own in the Customers Images section. Apparently everybody owns one.

Three Wolf Moon Collage

Now the important question: Do you buy one, or several? Depends on how many ladies you want.