I sort of apologize in advance for posting this, but wow. The fact that this exists is mindboggling. The Comfort Wipe is a handle that “extends your reach up to 18 inches!” to help you wipe… comfortably. Thank goodness it’s 18″ long, because I have tiny T-Rex arms.
This quality American product is brought to us by TeleBrands, the company behind the ‘As Seen on TV’ stuff, as in the same company that brought us the Ped Egg: a cheese grater that removes the calluses from you feet and stores them in a convenient egg-like container for disposing or viewing your fresh skin shavings. They’ve also brought us Doggy Steps, the Get-a-Grip, Pedi Paws, the Hollywood Purse Hook, and EZ Combs among other shit. In short, they are one of the reasons people point and laugh at us, or bomb us. The Comfort Wipe has to be the weirdest, creepiest product yet.
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What a strange and disturbing product… Billy could have sold millions of these.
10:04 am
i love how its all uppety white people. Keep your dignity as you wipe your ass. sigh.
10:31 am
Probably useful for very obese people.
2:00 pm
all I can think of is the lazy fatass extension grabbing arm, for people who don’t want to get up from in front of the TV to grab the reese’s pieces they dropped on the floor. this is like the gross toilet version of that product. can’t believe this is real.
6:13 pm
Mr. Reason,
No Doubt – and if it were presented as such we wouldn’t make fun of it – but rich white skinny women acting like they are above wiping their own ass is worth making fun of :)
3:05 am
Can you imagine being an actor trying out for a role in this commercial? I’d just not buy groceries that week. Sheesh.
4:56 pm